I reblog more than I blog. But when I blog expect emotional blather and tons of original fiction.

 

stephhloveeee:

kayleesprettypinkdress:

iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

this is our generations high school movie

Fucking love this movie

(Source: dipshitdiablo)

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.
So in summary:
This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.
Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

(Source: takealookatyourlife)

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Which -dere do you think I am?

wessasaurus-rex:

psycho-chi:

Tsundere - Hostile outside, loving on the inside

Yandere - Sweet outside, obsessive and psychotic inside

Kuudere - Silent/cool, turns loving afterwards

Dandere - Usually quiet until the right person comes along


Kamidere - Just like tsundere but has a god-like complex

Dorodere - Sweet outside, messed up and disturbed inside

Deredere - Loving and affectionate

Himedere- Just like tsundere, but princess-like

TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME 

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

this is so important (via aureat)

(Source: aureat)

Project Siren

creator-time:

Welcome to Monarch Academy. Here at Monarch Academy we have earned our prestige due to our flourishing Computer Science programs and our long standing Entertainment departments. Through our halls have walked famous producers like Kalim Huart, creator of the record label EXCEL. And idols such…

boazpriestly:

smurflewis:

4gifs:

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

this makes me so angry

I feel like this is what it means when dudes say “no homo”

boazpriestly:

smurflewis:

4gifs:

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

this makes me so angry

I feel like this is what it means when dudes say “no homo”

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

qawiyaaa:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

Nobody of your race in a music video?? Must really suck eh?

COMPLETELY WHY I LOVE M.I.A. TBH

qawiyaaa:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

Nobody of your race in a music video?? Must really suck eh?

COMPLETELY WHY I LOVE M.I.A. TBH

Project Siren

Welcome to Monarch Academy. Here at Monarch Academy we have earned our prestige due to our flourishing Computer Science programs and our long standing Entertainment departments. Through our halls have walked famous producers like Kalim Huart, creator of the record label EXCEL. And idols such Marron, Lail, and the famous boy band InH1bet (Inhibit). Along with the admired successes of our Entertainment program we have technology moguls like Tamika Ryder, creator of and CEO of Enlighten tech, who were taught at this very school.

Today we introduce a brand new test program called Project Siren, where the best of the best of the two departments will work together, and against each other, to creat the next Artificial Idol. Teams will be formed and given the task, of designing, programing, recording, producing and marketing their virtual pop-star. Over the course of a year, competitions between the teams will be held to see if their computerized pop-star has what it takes! The winning team wins a chance at being taken on by ECXEL records.

Application Deadlines will be posted in a month, hope to see the best and they brightest test their mettle!

-Headmaster Luna Sung